Why I don’t want to talk to my arm


LG watch

Welcome once again to TechRadar’s roundup of all things phone related, your chance to listen the witterings of a selected madman, a man driven crazy by small piles of meat and peppermint tea.

Too many connections

I’ve just come back from the madness of Mobile World Congress 2015, having spent eight days out in Barcelona to see all the new phones we’ll be hankering after in 2015.

Let me tell you: eight days is a long time to be wandering around eight hangars of handsets. But there were some real shining lights: The Galaxy S6 Edge is a brilliantly designed phone, with the slightly curved edges really adding to the impressive feel in the hand.

The HTC One M9 is also a phenomenal handset, although probably won’t capture the imagination as well this year, given it looks a lot like last year’s model. It’s a bit harsh on a brand that’s made the world’s most well-crafted phone, but it didn’t have much more to get right, so anything that happened this year would be iterative or a case of fixing things that ain’t broke… neither of which seems like a particularly good idea.

But in the middle of every phone brand in the world hawking its wares (Apple aside, of course. It don’t need no stinking trade show) there was something that perturbed me. A dischord in the harmony of ringtones. I realised I was really angry at smartwatches.

After seeing the new crop roll around, there was nothing in there that really pushed the message on. Nothing that said Android Wear was growing, becoming a mature platform and a real reason to recommend the second screen on your wrist.

LG Watch Urbane

A head of mobile for one of the big brands explained to me why he thought smartwatches were the business. The ability to follow directions on your watch, rather than getting a phone out and getting mugged. The option to reply to a message you get over Bluetooth in your car with your voice, a simple barking of ‘OK Google’ letting you tell the other half that you were leaving them for their best friend.

Sorry, but that doesn’t sound like something I’d call a compelling reason to shell out a huge wedge of cash to do. It’s cool, and if you’ve bought one of the increasingly beautiful watches you’ll rind reasons for it, but it’s not practical.

I’m sure Apple will make smartwatches cool, but if the world’s richest brand can’t make the technology viable, who will? Will consumers wait around for two years before Android Wear gets good or Pebble creates a more refined, adult interface?

Probably not. Smartwatches need to not just get good, but brilliant in the very near future, else convincing people to buy them is going to be a challenge even for a brand as big as Apple.

Nokia’s coming back

I didn’t expect to be talking about Nokia this year from MWC, let along giving the brand a ‘Highly Commended’ title for Best Tablet in TechRadar’s Phone Awards at the Barcelona show this year.

Nokia N1

But we were, and that’s because the N1 is a genuinely interesting tablet. Something that brings the openness of Android to something that’s as well-designed as the iPad Mini.

It’s quite speedy, despite ‘only’ coming with the less oft-used Intel Atom chip, and Deputy Editor John McCann is quite taken with it – read his romantic soliloquy here.

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